Just a Few of the 53 Quotes 'n Flubs to make 'em smile!
Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress - but I repeat myself."
Mayor Richard J. Daley
"The policeman is not here to create disorder. The policeman is here to preserve disorder."
Mother Teresa
"I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much!"
George Bernard Shaw
Optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invented the plane, the pessimist the parachute.
53 Humorous Quotes & Flubs you can use in any presentation
Hilarious quotes and flubs from characters as diverse as Will Rogers, Lyndon Johnson, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, George Bush, JFK, Cher, Winston Churchill and many others
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53 Humorous Quotes & Flubs you can use in any presentation
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Will Rogers
"“Things are terribly dull now. We won’t have any more serious comedy until Congress meets."
Ronald Reagan
"You know, it has been said that politics is the second oldest profession and I've come to realize over the last few years, it bears a great similarity to the first"
Oscar Wilde
"I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication”"
Barack Obama
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries”
53 Humorous Quotes and Flubs
Compiled by IrishmanSpeaks Conor Cunneen.
Conor is a humorous motivational speaker. This Irishman is happily exiled in Chicago where he says the Guinness is good, the natives are friendly and he has been force fed more corned beef and green beer than he ever had in Ireland!
Conor is a Chicago Humorous Speaker of the Year.
